literaltortoise:

flacarica:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKFDSLKVSFODKVGM JNKMDFIJDAIKNAJF 

Person in hoodie: “‘You’re wearing too much makeup, it doesn’t look natural.’ Well newsflash sweetie, I AIN’T TRYNA LOOK NATURAL!
“Oh God, y’know when guys say ‘you look so good without makeup, you don’t even need it.’ I know I don’t need it, sweetheart. My tits look great without a shirt, I’m still FUCKIN WEARIN A SHIRT!”