ohsosnarky:

wishful-thinkment:

thatsthat24:

cumenchantress:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sausage-addicted-kookaburra-too-fat-to-fly/story-e6frflri-1225872729208

That is the face of no regrets.

what people don’t realise is that, when it comes to kookaburras, you don’t have a choice about whether your feed them or not. they’re gonna eat your food. 

You think we’re kidding. We’re not.