White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…
Hillary might be corrupt. Trump is supported by LITERAL NAZIS WHO CALL THEMSELVES NAZIS.
Imperfect but committed public servant, or literal con-artist egging on his violent supporters?
Wow…such a tough choice…