reporter: what do you, an average gotham citizen, think of the justice league
dick grayson: superman is SO COOL. much cooler than batman
tim drake: i hope wonder woman punches me in the face
jason todd: ok so when THEY fight lex luthor its “heroic” but when i do it i’m “committing a felony” and “breaking every bone in his body”? just checking i thought this was america but ok
barbara gordon: they absolutely do not know what they’re doing and its hilarious
cassandra cain: Fish man: He Talks to Fish
stephanie brown: i think they need to lighten the fuck up and consider the P.R. benefits of tasteful snapchat nudes
damian wayne: i hope wonder woman punches tim in the face