i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire
KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR
YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO
AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS
THEY’RE BRO BEARS
KAT NO
KAT NO OOO. NO
i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book
it is never explicitly stated that Janna is a black woman but repeated references are made to her ‘rich brown skin’ and ‘tight curls’ and ‘plump lips’ and also the words sassy, strong, and independent are used excessively
the bear thing is pretty much just an excuse to have really huge buff dudes who fall in love at first sight. there is no bear sex. i was totally waiting for the kinky bear sex and it never happened. they weren’t even that hairy. bear bros are pretty vanilla, it turns out.
bear bros are into fat women because they’re the only one that can handle their huge bear dicks and huge bear cubs:
the reason the chubby protaganist is so sturdy is that she actually a secret princess bear:
bear bros know what to do when you accidentally make a girl think you’re fucking crazy by running around the woods naked:
THE BEARMEN CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN THEY ARE IN BEAR FORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS IN TEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD
I love that I keep getting tagged in this post. It’s enough to make me want to buy the books for pure nostalgia. Also what was that other book you tagged me in the other day, I’m off to find it.
just a reminder that this won Canada’s highest literary honor
Sorry, no, that was just “Bear.”
‘ this won Canada’s highest literary honor‘ IDC IF THIS IS FAKE OMG.
no. just no. no no no no no.
Ok, but is it bad that I’m here for it because this is one of the very rare ass times we see fat women be desired in literature? Because that’s how fucking bad it is…
BUT Terry B. has really good books. I’ve bought a lot of them, I’m not ashamed to admit this. Almost ALL of her books feature big black women as the protagonists and while it is a wild concept (paranormal-shifter billionaire romances) Her stories actually have well written plots that are fun to read. So, yeah! Support a WOC!
Like there are TONS of paranormal romances that feature white girls that get taken seriously. Let’s not do this…
PAUSE. THIS IS A WOC WRITER WHO REGULARLY WRITES PLUS BLACK WOMEN?
“I’m sorry, honey”
This may be corny and all but come on, it sounds like a fun ride and the perfect junk reading.
as long as i am back on my own dash i would like to add that i ended up having to notificationblock this post because i got sick and fucking tired of my activity page getting clogged up with people bemoaning the death of literature and trying to give me a medal for having read a book that i clearly enjoyed?? as if i did not
immediately purchase the shit out of the book about a chubby accountant fucking a bearman, while being a chubby accountant (i do not fuck bearmen but that is mostly due to practical limitations, ie lack of bearmen)
read the entire thing in about three hours, immediately after purchasing the shit out of it
primarily and unironically complain that the bear sex was not weird enough
so anyway, anyone who bought this book as a result of this post has my blessings and also my regrets for not throwing an affiliate link up in here. anyone who reblogged this to complain about trying to publish their Very Serious Novel has my eternal disdain and also your book will probably be terrible and i hate it. also there is a series i keep seeing go on sale that is about lion shifter mafiosos and while i will probably never read it because i’m not into mafia porn please know that it exists if that’s something you’re into.
As small as the world 