Witch Tip #154

i-wear-the-cheese:

breelandwalker:

dharmagun:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

witchtips:

Wearing a peach pit around your neck will ward off evil.

Bad witch tip: several peach pits and a sling shot will ward of everything else

worse witch tip: a few peach pits correctly distilled will produce cyanide, which should sort yer problems out nicely.

Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil

The middle one is so terribly Pratchett Witch it hurts my brain.