Lmao
modern art
Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …
Elf Earbuds Transform Music Lovers Into Fantastical Characters When Worn
“Legolas, what do your elf ears hear?”
“Nicki Minaj.”
Bob Hicok, “A little mustard, side of pickle”
Who am I to be the one you love?
Shouldn’t I want you to have better? Taller
and more hook-shot capable? A man with a bigger wad
of cash? But I’ll make you a turkey sandwich
anyway. Not the best in the world, but the best
on this day on this plate. And kiss you
before and after. These are the practice oaths.
The small bonds that carry us like boats
until we arrive at this – I promise to love
your cancer or the way you’ll think
in twenty thirty it’s nineteen eighty six. Year
we met. Year I broke my foot. Year I tried
gymnastics in a cast. Of all the broken-footed
first-time tumblers, I was the best at being
worst. Promise to be a savant at stay. At pulling
the plug when you would have it yanked. No mere
head of lettuce, you. No slug. And very,
so very best at not wanting to live a day
without you. Decades ago, I turned pro at that.

Singing in the Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran
The acoustics in the 400 year old mosque are amazing & notes hang in the air with crystal clarity. The singer is a student from northern Iran visiting Isfahan & had always wanted to sing in the mosque because of its unique acoustic resonance qualities. You have to stand on the tiled square for perfect effect.
Wow
I will always reblog this.
You can’t have him
His is not yours- I pleadBut Hades
He already has his plans
Muses have measured their thread
The urn has been madeTake me instead
Me over him- I bargainAnd Hades
He rubs his hands together
The muses remeasure their thread
The urn will not be emptyAnd I
I pick up your helmet
I grease your sandals
I take your place
@windythegreat sent in : “
Prompt Witches that specialise in plants. Vines on her walls succulents hanging by window. Thank you so much for wonderful writing”
It starts with the poinsettia Carol hands to Sydney after Christmas. The leaves are bright red and green, the plant is healthy, but there’s something sour about the pot. She thinks it might be the wetness of the soil or the way the plastic wrapped around the pot is holding water on the bottom.
“Maybe you can use it,” Carol tells her, flapping a hand at the door. “For, you know, your…thing.”
My craft, Sydney corrects mentally. She smiles at Carol, understanding that her friend is being considerate in her own way, and climbs into her car. She’s not a big talker and she’s fortunate that she has friends who understand that. She can deal with her practice being relegated to “thing.”
Sydney takes the poinsettia home, takes the plastic off, and watches the water drain down the kitchen sink. She sniffs the soil and is oddly pleased. Less sour and more earthy.
She takes the plant with her to the bedroom, situating it in her bedroom window. She falls asleep admiring the red leaves.
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After the poinsettia is the spider plant. This one is born out of necessity rather than happenstance, an intentional addition to her new home.
There’s a story behind this.

First there was the sheep. Now it’s pandas. How adorable is this? And so much fun to make.
Haven’t tried colorwork yet? You don’t know what you are missing. Come into the shop, and we can get you started on this cute project.
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