By accepting his Oscar, he unknowingly opened the seventh seal of the apocalypse.
GIVE IT BACK
So, fun story, the day after the Oscars I had to be taken into emergency surgery for appendicitis. It happened really fast, and I have no memory of this, but the nurses told me about how I woke up towards the end of the surgery (no a big deal, I was still hella numb and groggy, it’s not uncommon) and I was laying on the table half asleep and they noticed I was awake because I started quietly sobbing. The nurses instantly put more anaesthetic into my IV, and told me to go back to sleep. I apparently just continued to sob and moaned something along the lines of, “Leo did it.. He got his Oscar.” And the nurses, trying hard not to laugh cause this bitch in surgery is crying sweet tears of joy for Leonardo DiCaprio won his fucking Oscar, tried to sooth me and told me to go to sleep. For some reason, this freaked me out and made me cry even more and I was saying something like, “You don’t understand… Leo has won.. This is the end.” Before passing the fuck out.
The nurses were so excited to tell me about it when I woke up to ask me what I meant but I never knew until now..
As small as the world 