Step 1: begin at the beginning
- read the title
- get excited for cool science
- note the authors
- get mad at them for having more papers than you
- spend ten minutes wondering if you’d have been better off going to whatever institution they’re at
- die a little inside
Step 2: the abstract and introduction
- read the abstract
- skip right to the introduction because you’re not completely sure what they’re talking about and maybe that will clear it up
- alright now we’re talking
- understand the entire first paragraph of the introduction
- mostly get the second and third paragraphs
- skip over the technical bit at the end because boring
Step 3: the results (aka the good stuff)
- read the first paragraph
- really not get what’s being said
- skip right to figure 1
- read the figure caption
- call it good, you got the jist
- repeat for the remaining figures
Step 4: give up
- this paper really isn’t answering the question you had in the first place
- you’ll just cite it later it’s fine
Step 5: keep doing science!
- fail because of some unexpected and puzzling problem
- spend 2-6 weeks troubleshooting and getting nowhere
- decide to do another literature search to see if anyone else has had this issue
- find the same paper you read before cited a bunch
Step 6: reread
- actually like read it this time
- get to the end
- find the answer to your question
- die a little inside
- wonder why you didn’t just read it fully to begin with and save yourself weeks of work
Step 7: follow citations to another paper that looks relevant
- repeat entire cycle
- wonder why science is so hard