A man can hate your guts, want you to literally die, and they will still want to have sex with you. Women who date men need to get this, please: sexual attention from men means nothing! There are ways to tell if they actually like you, but this is not one of them!
where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard
(Thank you so much!! 😀 <3. Have a terrible chaos disaster.)
Georgia wakes up on the ground with a headache, no memory of the last twelve hours, and her clothes drenched in a dark red substance, and immediately resigns herself to her fate. “Oh, God, I have succumbed to my murderous instincts at last.”
“No, but the fact that you assume that is worrying,” Seamus says, and she turns to look at him. He’s holding a necklace in his hand, swinging it like a pendulum. She vaguely remembers that necklace. It’s super cute. “I told you not to put it on, Georgia. I warned you.”
“Why, what happened? Murder?”
Seamus stops swinging the necklace. “Why do you keep – what do you think is all over you? Blood? No, you absolute nightmare disaster, it’s wine, because you put on a necklace that an elf gave you like a complete moron and promptly went batshit insane.”
“Did I try and bathe in the wine?” Georgia asks, because she’s self-aware.
“You tried to bathe in the wine,” Seamus says, low and pained. “In front of everyone. And then hit on the Elf King and four of his courtiers in quick succession.”
“Were they down with it?”
“Irrelevant. You put on the necklace and it drove you to cause chaos and it took me thirty minutes to notice because this is just who you are. Look at your life. Look at your choices.”
“Was I like. Cool chaotic, though? Sort of a suave chaotic neutral?”
“You were chaotic in the way that an enraged raccoon unleashed into an antiques shop is chaotic. You were chaotic like a two-year-old unattended in a candy store is chaotic. You’re chaotic like a dumpster fire.”
Georgia cringes. “Whoops. That’s my bad. Did I offend the Elf King?”
Seamus stares her down for a long moment, eyebrows raised in judgement so Georgia wilts. Finally, he sighs. “No, he recognized the necklace and was very gracious about keeping the blame squarely on the person who gave it to you, which I think is overly generous.”
“Fair,” Georgia says. “Next time I won’t accept jewelry from strangers, okay?”
“Oh, no, don’t worry, I’m never letting you come with me to the Elf Court again.”
“Understandable,” Georgia says, and wrings wine out of her skirt.
i was watching infinity war with my family and when thanos was using the stones to wreck everyone on titan, my mother, who is a 41-year old, tiny 5′0 filipino woman, said something very solemnly in our language that can be translated roughly to: “that tricky thanos. probably only i could defeat him”
do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.
I love that the Loki fandom has transformed from 14 year old girls thirsting over Tom Hiddleston to lesbians in their 20s just relating to his chaotic neutral bullshit
Bold of you to act like that’s not the same people but older and gayer.
Does anyone else have, like, A Thing about putting good numbers into your crafting?
Like:
– I need to cast on between 120 and 130 stitches for this to fit me, so should it be 125 because it’s a cube or 128 because it’s a power of 2?
– The pattern has six repeats in a row, so it should be six repeats high.
– I need to cast on a random number of stitches for a test, so let’s make sure it’s a prime number.
– If in doubt, round it to a multiple of 5 because 5 is a Friendly Number.
Primes and prime factors of large numbers are soothing.
My favorite sweater had a cast on of 583 sts. Which leaves only 3 prime factors, 1, 11, and 53, which is also a prime number of factors. So while 583 is not prime it’s factors are and they’re wild anyway. Which makes the sweater even more comfortable because of their uniqueness.
‘Fraid so. Personally, multiples of 9 and 12 seem to work for me.
Yep, unless I’m following a pattern. I end up in 3 and its multiples a lot. Same with 5s.
But the current Baby Blanket I Just Made Up is ALL multiples of 3… even my vanilla socks technically fall into that (because I knit 60-stitch socks for my dainty dainty feets 😂)
As small as the world 